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Five, four, three, two...

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Hey, boo.

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For me, you shouldn't have.

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I didn't.

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This package was left at my door, but it
has your name on it.

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Oh, well, you know the mail.

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Wait, boo.

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Are you coming to my tree -trimming
party?

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Uh, no, no, no. I'm coming down with
something.

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It's not until Christmas Eve, and that's
next week.

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Then I'll be sick until Christmas Day.

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Give you any ideas?

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I need to go water my plants.

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But you can't ski.

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But I can, lookie.

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Well, hold on.

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You guys are going to Mr. Tree Trimming
Party.

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It's our tradition, baby.

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Mama, please don't make me feel guilty
for wanting to have fun before I get old

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and corny like you.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry.

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Go on ahead and have fun, baby. Thanks,
Mama.

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You know what that outfit needs?

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I've got just the perfect thing.

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Mama's rabbit cup.

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a couple of more times, you might end up
with a decent leather coat.

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Girl, just go get me the crazy glue.

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Mama, why don't you go down to Randall's
and use my employee discount to get you

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a new coat?

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Eh, I guess it is time for me to retire
old Peter Rabbit, huh?

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Oh, look at you.

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Going scared, you like?

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Yeah. But while you're freezing your
butt off in the snow, I'm... I'll be

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tanning mine on a white sandy beach in
Jamaica.

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And don't tell me you're not going to be
at the party either.

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Okay, but you'll probably figure it out
when you don't see me there.

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What is wrong with everybody this year?

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Now, we always have a true trimming
party.

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That was before I got a $50 plane ticket
to Jamaica.

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Now, where's that sarong I loaned you?

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What sarong?

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The one from Gucci.

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Um, see, the one Mama's using as a
Christmas tree skirt?

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That's a $300 Gucci saran. I can't
believe you used it on your little funky

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dried -up tree.

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After I ripped it, I just figured you
wouldn't want it anymore.

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Just for that, I'm keeping those
earrings I bought you for Christmas. And

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glad I'm not coming to your stupid
Christmas party.

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Not choking.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, you look mighty nice in that coat,
young lady.

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Thanks.

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Now, for this price, this rabbit better
be Bugs Bunny.

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It's Christmas Eve. Go on, treat
yourself.

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My daughter would look so cute in this
coat.

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I can get myself a rabbit next year.
They're cheaper after Easter anyway.

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That's sweet of you.

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Well, that's what Christmas is all
about.

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You'd be surprised how many people
forget that.

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True. That is so true.

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Well, nice talking to you. Merry
Christmas. Yeah, Merry Christmas to you

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to be spreading joy with your singing?
Not when she's trying to push up on my

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future boyfriend.

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Okay, what about Erin?

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Can't a girl have a backup plan? A
backup plan? You're hitting on

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that breathes.

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You're such a drama queen.

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Ma 'am, are you going to buy the
perfume?

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I beg your pardon?

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Uh, security?

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It's a sample, you moron.

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Oh, my bad. This smells good, though.

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You're coming with me. What's up?

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We're going to take a little trip to a
place I like to call Security Town.

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I saw you trying to steal the shoe.

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Steal it?

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I was just trying it on.

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Save it, all right? We have you on our
surveillance cameras?

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I didn't do anything.

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Tell it to the feds, all right? Man, you
tripping on Christmas Eve. Yeah, you're

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going to be in on the trip.

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Where are my manners? Would you like
some?

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I'm going to take that bed and shove it
down your throat. You sorry? Excuse for

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Santa. Just for that, Santa's crossing
you off his list.

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Where are you going?

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To the North Pole. Santa's out of
Hennessy.

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precious come here baby you know

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santa used to be shy just like you but
one day santa's mama

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said santa don't you know there's no one
in the world more special than you and

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at that moment i knew there was no
reason for me to ever be shy again now

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santa what you want for christmas

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I'm sorry, baby, but, uh, Tennessee's
just fiance and laundry, right?

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Here, suck on this till I get back.

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Wouldn't this fit her better?

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Excuse me?

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Hey, boo.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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That's it.

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Now you've gone too far.

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Desecrating the sanctity of Santa.

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The other Santa was an obnoxious drunk.
Just stop it.

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Now you ruined Christmas for me forever.

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I'll never be able to look at Santa
again.

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Don't be mad, boo.

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Get out of my way.

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Hey, little girl.

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Have you been naughty or nice?

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I've been nice. But I'm about to get
buckwild.

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wearing any pillows girl that's all you
attention all randall

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shoppers randall's will be closing in 15
minutes merry christmas and thank you

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for shopping at randall i better hurry
back and get to the kids yeah i gotta go

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too because i gotta pay for this leopard
thong i have on

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hey uh waltz heard you were looking for
me

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yeah uh fred said to have All of the
security guys turn in their uniforms at

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customer service window.

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Oh, good.

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Because I'm about to get my Christmas
on. Oh, so you've got big plans.

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Oh, yeah. See, I'm going to be hitting
the slopes with some fine snow bunnies.

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Then I'm going skiing.

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You know what I mean?

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Well, what about your family?

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I guess you don't know what I mean.

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Huh?

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Hey, what are you guys doing here? The
store's closed.

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Walter told me and Kim to turn in our
costumes here.

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Yeah, he told me the same thing.

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This old security guard with a hacking
cough told me to come up here and pick

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a free gift certificate.

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That same guy told me to come up here
and get free gift wrapping.

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You don't have to wrap my gift, boo.

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Well, this is obviously some sort of
joke. I've got better things to do on

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Christmas Eve.

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You got a date?

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Oh, you're just mean.

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Well, I have a plan to catch, so Merry
Christmas, y 'all.

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All right, y 'all, don't panic. I got my
keys.

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Yeah.

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They don't work. Now you can panic.

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Somebody help, I can't breathe.

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I can't breathe.

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Somebody do something. I can't spend my
whole Christmas Eve in a department

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store. I got shopping to do.

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This one's locked, too.

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I don't understand.

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I never had a problem with these keys
before.

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If I'm not getting my freak on with some
cute cabana boy at 12 hours, somebody

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gonna pay.

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Now, first things first.

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We need to get some light up in here.

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I can't see my boo.

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Then why is your hand on my butt?

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Because it makes me happy.

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Tim and Stevie, light those candles.

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Wait, hey, I know. I'll just set off the
alarm.

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Yeah, good idea.

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I know this alarm works. We had a drill
like two nights ago.

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I can't believe we're stuck.

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Oh, come on, guys.

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No, it's not that bad.

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I mean, at least we're all spending
Christmas Eve together.

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Where's the gun department?

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Come on, Professor.

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Now, as a child, didn't you dream of
being locked in a department store so

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could play with all the toys?

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Yes, yes, I did.

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But my dream didn't include you.

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A black Skip and Mindy doll.

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Don't they remind you of us?

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At least one of us is out of his misery.

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Check out my man, G .I. Joe. Remember
him, professor?

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Aren't you a little old for dolls?

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Yeah, I guess I am.

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Yeah, we're all too old for toys.

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Unless, of course, they're adult toys.

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I know.

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Why don't we play Secret Santa?

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Hey, that's not a bad idea.

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I mean, we are in a department store, so
we can just take whatever we want.

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Okay, as long as it's a $5 limit.

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I want a budget.

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Here, Endell.

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Open your gift.

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Merry Christmas, Vandell.

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It's Gucci.

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Just like the other one.

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Uh, no. I just said that to make you
feel bad.

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Actually, mine was from the Cheryl
Teagues collection.

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Prada.

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I did good, right?

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Hell, yeah. These are $400 shoes.

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Hey, for you, money's no object.

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All right, who's the cheapskate that got
me the socks?

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What, I told you I was on a budget.

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Here, Professor, these two are for you.

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How did I end up with two gifts?

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Yeah, I was your secret Santa.

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I'm your own business, Santa.

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Open that, boo.

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Looks like an engagement ring.

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I accept.

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I didn't get you an engagement ring, you
fruitcake.

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Here, Nikki, open your gifts.

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Ken said you needed a new rabbit coat,
but they must have sold the last one,

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so... Thanks, Stevie.

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See, this didn't turn out so bad after
all.

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Oh, yeah, sure. You get a coat, I get
socks.

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What difference does it make? We have to
return these things.

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Oh, no, I didn't get a receipt.

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The professor's right. This whole thing
is stupid.

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I mean, those shoes aren't even my size.

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Oh, my bad. Maybe I should have gone to
the children's section.

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Come on, guys, come on.

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Now, let's not let the Grinch steal our
Christmas.

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I got it.

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Let's put this star on top of the
stool's Christmas tree. Oh, yeah,

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fun.

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Come on, guys.

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Oh, no!

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Fire! Fire!

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What? Yeah, like we're gonna fall for
that. No, she's right. The tree's on

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Marshal T.

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What idiot put a candle under the tree?
Yeah.

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But it looks so pretty.

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This is the worst Christmas ever.

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But it doesn't have to be.

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I have an idea.

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Why don't we sing Christmas carols?
Nobody wants to sing those stinking

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Christmas carols. Yeah, she's right.
Now, will you just back off and let us

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wallow in peace?

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That...

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and giving, but it's obvious that you
all have forgotten about that.

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Now, I don't want to be here on
Christmas Eve either, but I choose to

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best of it.

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Now, I'll have a merry damn Christmas
even if I have to spend it alone, so

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forget y 'all.

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You know she's right.

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Y 'all just trifling.

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She was only trying to make us feel
better.

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It's not her fault that we stuck here.

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As much as I hate to admit it, I did
have fun in Santa Land.

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Yeah, I guess we were just acting like
selfish jerks.

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Miss Parker was the only one with the
true Christmas spirit.

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Christmas was never big in my house.

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Heck, no holiday was big in my house,
so... These past few years have been

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really nice, spending the holidays with
people I really love.

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And people who love you back.

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We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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Good times we bring to you and your kin.

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We wish you a Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year.

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You know, boo.

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Don't ruin the moment.

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What's going on in here?

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Fred. Man, am I glad to see you. We got
locked in here.

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Well, lucky for you, I'm making my
rounds.

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But why didn't you use your keys?

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I tried, but they didn't work.

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That old security guard Walter put a
fast one on us.

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Walter?

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There's no security guard here named
Walter.

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Sure there is. He's the one with the bad
cough.

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Lady, I've been here over 20 years. I'm
telling you, there's no Walter here.

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Okay, this is really creepy.

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Well, never mind that.

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I'm just glad we got to spend a little
bit of the holiday together.

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Now, to you guys, Harry, you won't miss
your trips.

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Well, actually, Mama, I've decided that
I'm going to your, I mean, to our annual

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tree trimming party.

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I can leave for my trip tomorrow.

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Yeah, me too, Harry. Yeah, me too.
Tomorrow.

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Oh, what about you, boo?

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Count me in.

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This is the best Christmas ever.

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Merry Christmas, Nikki. Well, open it
up.

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Wow.

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Who is it from?

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Oh, you got to be kidding.

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You too, Walter.

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at the blockers happy holidays